White coat. Heels.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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