i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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