I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
