im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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