yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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