it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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