i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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