i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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