Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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