Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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