i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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