He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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