it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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