I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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