piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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