You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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