It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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