school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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