did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
