areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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