after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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