And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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