we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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