do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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