Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
my sisters under your porch take her home
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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