Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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