So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
