the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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