I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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