Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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