I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He did a backflip because drugs
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