ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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