dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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