And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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