Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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