I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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