If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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