I just made out with a guy for $7.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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