Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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