That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's not a walk of shame if you run
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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