New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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