I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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