Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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