Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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