I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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