we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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