Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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