What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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