he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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