Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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