Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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