Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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