I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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