omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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